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Celebrity: Scientists in the News

It seems that scientists are breeding well, working against the various general Doom effects, branching out into other areas of culture. This may be a welcome phenomena, as the coming world of Null-O must be hastened as much as possible: There is so much left to destroy!

1. Richard Dawkins is becoming a childrens book author.
2. David Blehert of the USGS has identified the deadly Bat Fungus.
3. Dr. Ronald Chevalier (not to be mistaken for a dead Bettie Page) has spread out into the exploitation of Literary Ecosystems.
4. The long lost Phoenicians of yore are still among us.
5. The secret, previously thought mathematically impossible, Beatles note opening their song “A Hard Days Night” has been discovered by a mathematician.
6. Ordinary Housekeys can now be duplicated by remote surveillance photos.

Of course, its just a smapling of a sampling, but its nice to know science is advancing at such a rapid pace on things of such importance to the continuation of the humans genetic seed.