H&R Block Quarterly Loss Quadruples Due to Mortgage Defaults

Highest in the MidWest and other areas, mortgage defaults are starting to affect large companies who are under prosecution for overcharging retirees for fees and investments. Hmm. What we want to know is, where was the long term thinking about this? While its true H&R should be considered innocent, as they are still defending themselves [...]

Human Asteroid To Crash into Moon Surface!

The Europeans, via their European Space Agency (ESA) have successfully launched their most advanced probe, the SMART-1, part of their Small Missions for Advanced Research in Technology, directly into the face of the moon. Using a state of the art solar-electric propulsion system, and powered by the raw fuel of 120 million euros, the [...]

In Game Advertising now has Push Technology

If you cant get enough of movie actors drinking coke(tm), smoking marlboro(tm) cigarettes, lounging on their new Barcalounger(tm), and talking on their Razor(tm) cellphone while driving their new Prius(tm) to the mall while Secret Angents track them with long range thermal scanners, theres a new and upcoming way to get your fix. A company has [...]

New Exchange Traded Funds ETFs Sector Trading Textbook

From the book Sector Trading: A Year in Exchange Traded Funds, comes an interesting take on how we think and learn about financial markets. ETFs in particular are interesting financial derivative products, as they are affected by many different areas. It could be said they are one of the new breed of investment vehicles, as [...]

Bet to Win on Bush Racehorse Kenneth Tomlinson

Yet another conflict of interest scoop details Yet Another of George Bush Jr.s dynastic troubles… this time with his provincial appointees. In the words of KongMing, “We have heard nothing of Lord Guan since we sent him to Jiangxia. I wonder what became of his mission…” In this case, Kenneth Tomlinson, the Bush appointee of [...]

Giant Yellow Bananas In Gold Phallic Suits Invade New Orleans on CNN

A super duper political thriller gets merged with high-intellectual theory in an application of early twentieth century frankfurt school philosophy as the Yes Men take on the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD). As detailed in an exclusively egalitarian interview, crack Salon.com Reporters discover how, to quote TFA, “two political pranksters pretended to be [...]

Grigori Perelman shows proof of Strugatsky Bros Definately Maybe Hypothesis

In his notation and development of his non-strategy to deal with the non-entity of non-politics and non-personality cults, Mr. Perelman has come dangerously close to proving the central hypothesis in the Definately Maybe conjecture of Arkady and Boris Strugatsky. It may be there exists some sidereal influence from the difficulty in resolving the Monday Starts [...]

Donald Rumsfeld calls for Teaching History in Public Schools

In an effort to promote the learning of History in American Schools, Donald Rumsfeld called today for a concerted effort to renew the American dominance in the field of History. In a speech to a growing number of concerned Veterans, Rumsfeld stated that many Americans “…seem not to have learned history?s lessons,”. However, we note [...]

Command Control Communication Surveillance and Reconnaissance Computers Debut

A glorious day it is, when Mercury Computer Systems, Inc. announced their new product today, the PowerStream(R) 6600 multicomputer. Combining the power of 716 PowerPC GFLOPS of CPU utilization in a rugged cooled enclosure with the attitude of the evil guy in the Superfreinds, this thing can do things like processing a 3D radar [...]

South Korean Government Pimps Smart Clothes

While we laud the governments involvement in any private industry, its unfortunate that South Korea has decided to make its billion dollar push for smart clothing merely redefined backpacks for holding MP3 players and other assorted paraphenalia. Are they trying to create a whole generation of snowboarding South Korean youth? or perhaps their intention [...]