Environmentalists cried foul today when an organization devoted to supporting our troops overseas labeled them as Anti American. “We have not only received threats against our members, but we have received threats to burn the forests north of the Mason Dixon line,” said Jane Wheedle, a self proclaimed environmentalist from the northern california environmental group [...]
The phenomena of the continual appearance and disappearance of Vice President Dick Cheney has sparked a contentious debate amongst leading scientists as the the existence of intelligent design. “One day, hes here… the next day, hes gone. Many have referred to the spontaneous generation theory of life as indicative of Intelligent Design. However, our group [...]
Not repressed but essential– I am like Descartes. I live alone. And in my mind the world is pure. Only– I have the wrong friends, not scientists, not even Appolonian– though I love them– my friends: Heraclitus, Nietzsche, Doestoevsky. They live outside, in my outside, in darkness. And of course I am also outside because [...]
A little town on the West coast of Florida, about an hour south of Pensacola called Watercolor has sprung up along the coast. Rubbing up against the dunes about 500 buildings with beautiful people Watercolor has a Starbucks, a boutique, well, many boutiques, and people made for them. This is a town of the future. [...]
Although news outlets reported that Wal-Mart was hit by traffic disruption due to online holiday shopping, in fact the real case of the blank pages innocent consumers faced when trying to by such articles as goldtoe socks, 34-packs of gatorade, and large tins of chopped nuts was a virus attack perpetrated by al-Qaeda. Security experts [...]
Man errs as long as he strives. I no longer care about people who are into things. Many people are into things– like property or the reproductive habits of frogs, or harp music. “That is wonderful” I say when forced to listen to stories about the beauty and simplicity of the harp. I love those– [...]
The Financial Records of Thomas Pynchons Against The Day have been opened for review by MICHIKO KAKUTANI on the New York Times, and she has found the papertrail less than comfiting for an account manager so devoted to his accounts that even Bartleby the Scrivener might pass him by on one dark night high in [...]
Wii? Wii not, many hot in stock tip controllers won points today, flying off the shelves and hitting the target on friday as financial analysts all wondered where the Nintendo WII gaming console and unique Controller might go to get the best buy on the new release expected to beam down into consumers paths as [...]
Many hot in stock tips were flying off the shelves and hitting the target on friday as financial analysts all wondered where to go to get the best buy on the new release PS3 Sony Playstation 3 gaming console, expected to beam down into consumers paths as they attempt to navigate the long lines of [...]
A sixteen inch high Tsunami eroded a beach on the northern Japanese island of Hokkaido after an eight point oh earthquake hit the Pacific Ocean Floor on Wednesday. A Japanese Tsunami Watch alert was quickly issued, calling for all coastal residents in the watch area to prepare for possible evacuation. A tsunami watch is issued [...]
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
![[del.icio.us]](http://images.del.icio.us/static/img/delicious.small.gif){kind=small}
