In an effort to buoy hope against recent leading indicators showing a desperately sinking economic forecats, the Feds, in a little known internal document, are considering employing LOLcats as an agent for consumer change. “Weve tried telling people to buy more to get us out of this downward spiral, but they still seem held back, [...]
Todays death of Pakistan Armies Surgeon General has raised issues over the safety of bombs.While critics of bomb manufacturers have called for renewed efforts to implement better safety and consumer alert systems, the manufacturers have responded with a statement about the importance of stricter controls over the counterfeit bomb market.
From the Moles Desk: its a Plant! Botanicalls Twitter set up a new module for DIY plant communication today. We have several plants working in various secret sectors around the globe, and were wondering if this module will allow these moles to twitter. There are many plants and moles in third world government offices, for [...]
It was so cool, it was like being on the tip of history. Everything will change after this moment, and the fact that I was there, on the internet when it happened was one of the most powerful experiences of my life. It has changed me forever. And the world. Perhaps now will come freedom, [...]
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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