Scientists in the News

It seems that scientists are breeding well, working against the various general Doom effects, branching out into other areas of culture. This may be a welcome phenomena, as the coming world of Null-O must be hastened as much as possible: There is so much left to destroy!

Richard Dawkins is becoming a childrens book author.
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Stock Market Update: Panic Selling Sells Panic

The relatively stable and non-volatile Panic Index has fallen sharply today, as stock markets in Asia, Europe, and New York also fell, wiping out any gains the Index made over the last couple years. “Its frustrating, I know,” Jeb Walmer, an analyst with JP Morgan Horses and Chase, “… but in all truth, the Panic [...]

European and Asian Stock Indexes Tank

As the financial crisis continues to rut with itself like a wild ferret on ferretmones trapped in a stone cold hole with no hope of escape, the Euro trading floors have decided to improve the situation by instituting operation “happy face”. Any traders on the floor seen without a pre-tested “happy face” will be immediately [...]

Surveillance Lost: If Found, Plz Return to Owner, No Questions

A recent Skype surveillance mishap as reported in the [nytimes] has led to an outpouring of support amongst the intelligence community for lost surveillance data and footage. “Some of this data is barely a few seconds old, and its out there in the real world, trying to survive, because somebody thought it might be [...]