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Finance: Youtube Infects Google: Google takes Stake to Youtube

Googles quick absorbption of Youtube lead to worries of fever and accarythimia, and an attempt by google to take a stake to Youtube earlier today in a panic reaction which ended without damage to either company. “We were afraid our coporeal body was being taken over, I dont know.. perhaps it was all those vampire shows on tee vee, but we overreacted I suppose.. we just thought, we needed some garlic or a crucifix, or something, but the closest thing handy was a metal garden stake. So we just ripped that up and took it to Youtube.”, an anonymous source inside Google said about the incident. However, Mark Vanderhoov, a leading thinker, was suspicious enough to call for detailed inquiries. “Apparently google wanted a piece of Youtube, and thought they could get it with a garden stake,” he said in a press conference thursday. “But just because they can fool 90% of americans with that vampire crucifix stuff doesnt mean they can pull the wool over my eyes.” he said. Solar power was thrown into the mix by whiz economist Schmidt, and moon orbital platforms spoken of later in the evening.