President Bush Announces Donald Rumsfeld Resigned to Resigning, Resigns

Finance: President Bush Announces Donald Rumsfeld Resigned to Resigning, Resigns

Why all the glum faces? President Bush announces in press conference. Today, its a new direction… a Democratic, evil, federal owned control of all the oil producers in the nations. Donald Rumsfeld is resigning, to become a Republican interior decorator, to redecorate Nancy Pelosis new office President Bush said. In addition, Rumsfelds resignation is a historic time, Bush said, a global economic progress pursued aggressively to break our addiction to foreign energy. And furthermore, to protect our people and fight fires where fires spring up, like in heavily forested counties like Meagher, Montana. He also enjoys assessing the situation in Iraq with James Baker in a meeting early next week. He takes these responsibilities seriously. Good bye, Donald Rumsfeld, we hardly knew ye, mostly because your such a soft spoken guy. Or are you? It may be. Is he a patriot? Could be. Did he serve our country? possibly. The new secretary of defense will be Bill Gates.. sorry. er, Bob Gates. Hes big on security. More updates on the steady solid leaders and Bob Gates in the upcoming days. To our Enemies: We will Crush and Annihilate You!