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Finance: Terrorists Destroy Buildings market with Fear of Airplanes

Terrorists linked to the exclusive nine-eleven club based in the Twin Towers out of Manhattan today used the Fear of Airplanes to destroy tall Buildings markets in New York City. The Fear of Planes had shut down both immigration and emigration from the Concrete Jungle as of september 11. The result has caused building maintenance staff and internationally moneyed teams of cutting edge architects to fail in the upkeep of both the building destroying phase, the building maintenance phase, and the new building building phase of building development, in effect creating widespread fear that buildings would cease to grow. Furthermore, while the death statistics show that death from buildings still is a meager component of the overall death decrease in NYC, for example deaths from traffic accidents far outpaced death from fear of buildings in the september quarter of 2001, the increase in the Fear of Buildings was exponential. “Get in this market now while its hot,” stated Osama Bin Laden (no relation to al quaeda) of Bearsternbrunts Investments. “Cause its going to come down. All of it, coming down, in a crushing heap of toxic rubble.” However, the Fear of Buildings after this September 11 can go who knows where. Perhaps only the World Trade Center Terrorists are a valid market predictor. And who can know what goethe in the minds of an Osama Bin Laden out on the border of Pakistan? Surely not Iran with its Nuclear ambitions. Go Fear of Buildings! Beat it down!