I Get My Name on the Dollar Bill

Finance: I Get My Name on the Dollar Bill

Georgie told me today that I get my name on the dollar bill. I mean Henry… Paulson. In Henry Paulson we trust. Yes sir. Then he gave Henry Paulson a pen with the presidential seal and pointed to a little box and Henery Paulson signed Henry Paulson’s name. But it didn’t come out good, so I signed it again and again. George was frowning. Then a fat man came who he kind of reminded me of Burgie (the one who used to sit on the High Grade desk) and he took a look the signature and all the papers and at the president and he asked me (Henry Paulson!) if he could sign and Henry said sure. Sure enough! He signed my name! It says “Henry Paulson” right on it. And he isnt even me, even me, the real Henry Paulson! I’ll have to find out how he did that. Henry Paulson is supposed to get a bunch of party invitations, but I don’t have the government ring. They said Henry was going to get a ring with a seal of the president of the United States, with a word that says treasury underneath. I think Henry needs it if he is going to be going to be at some of those parties. Will Henry Paulson’s Henry grow two inches now? Henry thinks maybe so. Oh Henry! Henry Paulson is greater than the candy. Henry Paulson greater than John Henry Or Patrick Henry. In Henry we trust.