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Finance: Henry Paulson is not Robert Palmer

I can’t believe it. He called me Robert Palmer, Georgie did. Henry stood right up and told him “Mr. President my name is Henry Paulson!” Georgie was not respectful to Henry. Georgie took one look at Henry and laughed so hard. I mean it was an honest mistake and a cruel one! The good lord knows, the lord has forgiven Georgie for all his mistakes, but still… would the fictional character of a move like “Fight Club” have his name on the ten dollar bill? In Robert Palmer we trust? I don’t think so. “His name is Henry Paulson! His name is Henry Paulson.” Robert Palmer is the kind of guy that fights in basements. Is Henry Paulson that? Does Henry look like that? Is Henry that fat? Henry is a good person, famous in life not death. “His name is Henry Paulson!” Robert Palmer was a nobody. In Henry Paulson we trust. Henry forever. P.S. Georgie said we’re gonna get that ring!