Evangelical Christians Forgive Saddam Hussein Before Execution

Kulture: Evangelical Christians Forgive Saddam Hussein Before Execution

A consortium of left wing evangelical christian community groups caused a stir amongst the primarily republican religion when they called for the forgiving of the sins of Saddam Hussein. “Though he may be evil incarnate, Exodus 32:32 says Yet now, if thou wilt forgive their sin; and if not, blot me, I pray thee, out of thy book which thou hast written. Though some have read this as a call to blot Saddam Hussein out of the book of life, we take it to read if God does not forgive the sins of fellow men, yea, then we will call upon God to blot all of us out,” Jane Wheedmore of SNAACAPT said on friday. But a group calling themselves RedState Warriors of God immediately accused the group of pandering to God and the tense political environment. “This is a typical left wing radical application of their demented view of Gods Will. Its always all or nothing with them, and they have no qualms about using Gods word to advance their hidden atheistic agenda. RSWOG believes Hussein should be hung by the neck in the old testament style for the evil he has done. Kill him, kill him, kill him! There is no reason at all the rest of us should be made to suffer for his death. If my neighbor goes crazy with an axe and a clown suit and buries kids in his basement, am I responsible?” John Matthew Paul III of RSWOG said in a press conference response. But Religious bloggers, such as PunditsOfGod.com, have distanced themselves from the whole debate, calling it an internal matter. “While there have been locust swarms plaguing Donald Rumsfelds ranch spread, the swarms have also equally plagued Don Imus and John Kerrey s ranches. This is irrefutable evidence that it is not a partisan issue that God cares about, and we call for dismissal of the whole schlameal,” Wendy Carlislegh of Pundits said before the Execution. PunditsofGod.com was in the news for a recent domain squatting lawsuit in which the domain name was hijacked by BloggersForSatan.net, a competitor to PunditsOfGod.com. The third illinois appellate court was decided in favor of PunditsofGod.com through surviving two rounds of stoning and an attempted drowning in which the domain name floated, on national television.