Kulture: Iraq Report to be used in Psychological Testing
The Baker Report on Iraq is destined to be used in psychology tests, the American Association of Independent Psychiatric Testing Professionals said today in a press release detailing its usage. “In a black and white world, there are shades of grey,” Micheal Walpole, DDP, said enigmatically in the release. “The Baker Report, as a text, has an astoundingly high degree of what we call the Contradiction Matrix, which is one of the indicators we use frequently in testing. For example, schizophrenics have difficulty distinguishing between logically contradictory positions, as in being both liberated and oppressed. The Baker Report, while it may not have many logically valid uses in the real world, thus represents a wonderful resource for the mentally ill.” The report went on to say how the difficulty of creating such texts has always been an impediment to research into mental illness. However, some of the authors of the Report have directed criticism towards the AAIPTPs use of the freely available publication. “The Baker Report is not logically invalid,” Jenny Chowdray, one of the Reports typesetters, said. “Its just highly bipartisan.”
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logically speaking mr. baker is a master of dialectics. he studied the greek heraclitus at harvard. you cannot put your hand into the same river twice applies to the euphrates. it always has and this is what the world doesnt understand about iraq.
who wrote the baker report anyway? ghost writers. baker is an empty mask
your suggestion that the report is partisan is highly offensive. baker wants to find a solution. he s in a difficult spot and needs our support. what we need are support baker stickers, not this trash.
baker is a master of polemos, which translates into english as the art of war
this is stupid. you are all stupid. even i am stupid. it is a good thing that i do not make decisions about blowing up the world because believe me i would blow it up
iraq too!