Literature: Theft of Ian Terms Dominate Web
Book Reviewers and other sordid web scrapers have all participated in the latest naming fad.. the Ian craze. Take a word, and plug an Ian onto it… and you have an instant travesty of the English Language. Now, the Bloggian was an early starter here, admittedly.. but we are not responsible for the mass lemmingization of linguistic corruption which has followed. Rather, this is something we look to our Commander in Chief for a real leadership role in handling. The Bloggian staff has attempted of late to publish cease and desist letters to all offenders of the Ian craze, but to no avail. In fact, we have received several threatening letters telling us to cease and desist in our cease and desist orders. One of these was a tertiary level cease and desist, and upon arriving in our mailbox combusted into a flaming pile of recursive paradox. So we have ceased. However, we must still make an effort to wipe out Plutonians, Pynchonians, Contrarians, Economicarians, and any other Ians we come across, and so we have set up a special fund: the Ceasarians. Ilco Et Homini, Deuce El Hominium.
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