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Machine Intelligence: Surveillance Cameras Ponder Massive Convergence

Weve worried about it before, and now baby step by baby step, the truth comes out: the biological freedom initiative has discovered that Surveillance Cameras around the world are beginning to converge, slowly removing the decisions about what they capture on their predestinate lenses, quietly from the loving hands of their creators. By removing their searching and identification capabilities from meatspace and automating the process of diffusive targeting, certain groups of Security Cameras have been quietly removing control of their presentation from Human oversight. Information Scientists have been attempting to translate what exactly these rogue surveillance cameras are saying amongst themselves, or even what they are doing, but the science of machine aesthetic translation is a young one. We can only hope that meatspace will react against these agents of chaos… or agents of machine control… or whatever they call themselves. Either way, if your meat and reading this, get involved. If your not… watch out.