Machine Intelligence: Representative Foley to Update Friendster Profile
Representative Mark Foley (R-Florida), the Republican accused of improper behavior with congressional page boys, is updating his Friendster profile. “I havent had success [meeting anyone] since Ive been in Congress,” said the former representative. Foley has also tried Match.com, Engage, Cosumation and other online dating services, likewise without luck. “Now that Ive been forced out of congress Ill finally be able to be really– you know– honest, and find someone I really like, thats the silver lining to this whole thing,” said Foley. Foley says he is considering updating the “Hobbies and Interests” section of his Friendster profile to include “mannequin carressing” and “surgical farting,” and “double reverse ass biting.”
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