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Mathematics: President Bush Pardons President Bush Sr. for Pardoning President Reagan for Pardoning President Ford for Pardoning President Nixon

A hypothetical theory of quantum particles, dubbed the “Presidential Paradox”, astounded scientists today when possible proof of its existence appeared… in the realm of politics. “This may change the face of computability”, Jurgen Heimletz, of the Mathematics University in Vienna, has said. “Quantum paradox is something we have been working on integrating into mathematics… and now we may be seeing the first physical proof. The science of computability has been looking for connexions to these quantum events, and the presidential paradox seems on the surface to indicate its provability.” he said. A complicated notation in an early manuscript of Kurt Godel has mystified mathematicians since his death, and professors at the Mathematics University, Vienna have been notorious for calling attention to it for over two decades. “The Presidential Paradox is very simple. A chain of events in effect manufactures copies of the event. A popular anecdote, History Repeats Itself, describes this paradox in reverse.” Harvey Mumford, of the Institute for Advance Information Attrition Studies in Gottingen, said the paradox may also have implications for information science. “We call these Huffman Chains, and in information science they are very important… they indicate that information may, in a way, be self-motivated, able to sustain its own life independent of a physical manifestation. If President Bush Jr. is not actually President Bush Jr., but merely an information meme called President Richard Nixon replicating itself, down through President Gerald Ford, President Ronald Reagan, and President Bush, Sr., we may actually be seeing an organism finding its way from the world of information into the world of genetic replication.” But skeptics say that a mere 5 generations may not be enough to fully draw any solid assumptions. “We must wait and see if the cycle follows the theory, for example when Jenna or Barbara Bush become president, we need to see if they pardon President Bush Jr. for pardoning President Bush Sr. for pardoning President Reagan for pardoning President Gerald Ford for pardoning President Richard Milhous Nixon for his criminal activity,” Jennifer Tiptree of Eastern Science University of Peoria said. “We need to wait for the peer review process to work it out.”