The Technocracy is apparently alive and well if the latest industry insider trading conference networkings church of megacircuit emerging technologies is any indicator… SXSW in slacker-tex-arcana and etech08 in sandiego-militaryrepublican-complex-land. But the Technocracy is all powerful and will survive beyond mere mortal ideals. And if it doesnt, there will be a creator who will float [...]
It was so cool, it was like being on the tip of history. Everything will change after this moment, and the fact that I was there, on the internet when it happened was one of the most powerful experiences of my life. It has changed me forever. And the world. Perhaps now will come freedom, [...]
The Baker Commission Report on Iraq released today sent a dagger into the heart of the Publishing Industrys Top 100 Fiction Bestsellers List as bleedover from the commissions report hit the publishing industry days before the yearly holiday sale indexes were set to hit the Street. “Its a disaster,” Thomas Grunding of the The Publishing [...]
Although news outlets reported that Wal-Mart was hit by traffic disruption due to online holiday shopping, in fact the real case of the blank pages innocent consumers faced when trying to by such articles as goldtoe socks, 34-packs of gatorade, and large tins of chopped nuts was a virus attack perpetrated by al-Qaeda. Security experts [...]
In Tuesdays election the Democrats swept the GOP, not only in the House, which was widely expected, but also in the Senate. The Democrats achieved this less on their own merits or agenda than on a snowballing hatred of the Republican party and Mr. Bush himself, who everyone has finally decided is an evil and [...]
In a move that had been widely expected, the Bill and Gates foundation has leased 34% of the worlds fish stock yesterday from mostly coastal govenments in Africa and Asia. “This is a vital resource and needs to be protected,” said Melinda Gates and spokesperson for the foundation. The foundations decision follows a report from [...]
In a surprise move Lance Armstrong, seven time winner of the Tour de France and perhaps the worlds most famous bicyclist announced that he would not be running in the New York Manathon as expected but instead during the eight scheduled hours of the marathon would be lying face up on a surgical table at [...]
In a speech before the U.S. Airborne 10,232 Division stationed at Fort Bliss, near El Paso, Texas, President Bush reiterated his Vietnamization policy. “A lot of you are consumers– of soda,” said George Bush, to the troops. “A lot soda consumers are too young to remember this but there used to be a commercial about [...]
In their matchup against the Eagles at the sumptous Springbok Park in Bloemfontein, the Lions have won the toss. The toss opens up the MTN domestic champonship in Bloemfontein. “What a wonderful piece of luck for the Lions” said Joel Eisenbach, who has participated in over 15 years of events in Bloemfontein. “My father and [...]
Previously thought to be dead at the age of 64 from a massive coronary attack, Kenneth Lay was found today alive and well and living with members of his family in suburban Houston. Former head of Enron, once the worlds seventh largest corporation, Kenneth Lay was convicted of fraud and conspiricy earlier this year and [...]
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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