As recently noted on the paranoid culture zombie website, (apparently a new breed of bloggers and pundits haranguing endlessly about the end times with eschatomaniacal zeal… how passe), zombies now care more about being small than being numerous. Does that mean they’ll be driving smartcars and prius hybrids? poll at eleven.
In ancient time of Victorian Literature, there came an invention of wonderous extremes to threaten the secret lives of all the plants, excluding of course, the Day of the Triffids references: and yea, such an invention did bring joy to many readers of those called books upon the planet: and yea thusly, did the books, [...]
Isiah Thomas, Alan Iverson, Dennis Rodman and basketballs other “Ghetto Thugs” are putting together an awards ceremony to honor Jay Mariotti and other long-time sports writers. “The award is specifically intended for sportswriters from humble backgrounds,” said a Fritz McBean, a spokesman for the group, “who have risen frum the squalor and inarticulateness to sportswriting [...]
When unnamed startup entrepreneurs discovered an ancient Grecian urn containing the suspected Eye of the Sybyl, they immediately founded a small gaming company, kumagames, to take advantage of their new found power. However, the growth cycle has been slow in ramping up their ability to handle horizontal spread, leading to a backlog of reality scenarios [...]
“Dont call me Bill”, Bob Gates, the new secretive Secretary of Defense (CIA) stated in a statement today. Or did he? Theres some confusion as to if the new secretary of defense actually made a statement today, but a team of Economists and String theorists have been working together to determine what the impact might [...]
In a surprise move Lance Armstrong, seven time winner of the Tour de France and perhaps the worlds most famous bicyclist announced that he would not be running in the New York Manathon as expected but instead during the eight scheduled hours of the marathon would be lying face up on a surgical table at [...]
Its mostly Goldman that is securing the housing market. Not everyone knows this. Not everybody has heard of Goldman. Not everybody has heard of Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac. Shit. Not everyone has heard of Henry Paulson. Henry is Secretary of the Treasury and Treasury Secretary. Fannie and Freddy are GSEs (Government Sponsored Enterprises) that [...]
A new round of cycle bombs hit in Thailand today as the new form of technology steps up to compete with American technological superiority. The bombs are carried on a variety of two wheeled vehicles from scooters to bicycles and are exceedingly dangerous to ground personnel. “Its really hard to get out of the way [...]
The Cyborg Productivity Index crept up 3 points today on the release of the latest Productivity Event Horizon figures from the Fed. A large increase in the gross domestic unfinishable labor numbers showed that workers involved in many areas of the economy were experiencing excessive project creep. “Well over half of the attempts to see [...]
Shares of SportingBet an online gaming company based in the UK were suspended today as Peter Dicks, cheif exec of SportingBet, in the US on a business trip was arrested. This follows the arrest of David Cuarruthers, cheif exec of BetOnSports, a rival of SportingBet on racketeering charges when he visited the US a couple [...]
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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