Earthquakes around the world
Everything from the China Earthquake hits china, and many other places. Images are terrible.
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When Grapes Wither on the Vine: A Community Divided
Napa. A new technology has divided a community of grape farmers in the wine dark hills of Napa California. Scientists have uncovered a chemical (a complex sugar), which when injected into grape seeds causes the vine (genus vitus, family vitceaea) to wither right along with the unharvested grape. One of the advocates of the new [...]
Americans say Saddams Life
Despite his recent hanging, Americans find the life of former Dictator Saddam Husseins “not that bad.” According to a new poll, over 35% of Americans say that despite his manner of death they would have “rather lived as Saddam.” “It would have sucked to be taunted and to die by hanging, of course,” said Jim [...]
Jolie, Gibson and New Years Trends
Angelina Jolie may not be celebrating New Years Eve at Times Square this year. Instead she may be joining Beyonce, Justin Timberlake, Mel Gibson and other celebrities for a special Kwanzaa celebration in Harlem. Kwanzaa is an African American and Pan-African holiday. In addition to Kwanza a family favorite over the holidays will be the [...]
Belgian News Suspected of Harboring Viral Marketing False News Stories
Authorities in the European Union have sent out a warning, alerting television viewers Europe wide that any news emanating from Belgium may be highly suspect, and may contain viral marketing messages. The warning came after viewers of a Belgium public television station experienced chaos, mayhem, and anarchy, as they were treated to images of their [...]
Iraq Report to be used in Psychological Testing
The Baker Report on Iraq is destined to be used in psychology tests, the American Association of Independent Psychiatric Testing Professionals said today in a press release detailing its usage. “In a black and white world, there are shades of grey,” Micheal Walpole, DDP, said enigmatically in the release. “The Baker Report, as a text, [...]
Anarchy Overwhelms Virtual Debate at State of Play Symposium
A virtual debate over virtual taxation and virtual governance descended into a virtual form of anarchy, an inside source at the latest State of Play Terra Nova Symposium in New York told reporters at the Bloggian. While anarchy is an obvious and dangerous threat to peace, love, and order in the world, in the virtual [...]
Evangelical Christians Forgive Saddam Hussein Before Execution
A consortium of left wing evangelical christian community groups caused a stir amongst the primarily republican religion when they called for the forgiving of the sins of Saddam Hussein. “Though he may be evil incarnate, Exodus 32:32 says Yet now, if thou wilt forgive their sin; and if not, blot me, I pray thee, out [...]
Kenneth Lay, former Enron Chief Found Alive
Previously thought to be dead at the age of 64 from a massive coronary attack, Kenneth Lay was found today alive and well and living with members of his family in suburban Houston. Former head of Enron, once the worlds seventh largest corporation, Kenneth Lay was convicted of fraud and conspiricy earlier this year and [...]
Slim Down with Enviro-imaging: Recommending Lily of the Valley
Ever found yourself wondering “Do these curtains make me look fat?” or “Is this mantlepiece bad for my complexion?” If you have, youre not alone. According to a recent Gallup poll 32% of respondants believe that interior furnishings have a “moderate to substantial” influence on their sexiness. Dean Fatreuse, consultant for PharkoIM, an advertising firm [...]
The Weekly Bloggian: Editorial~
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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