Science Fiction Literature is having a hard time in the current lit scene, in part because reality is becoming more dystopic, technocratic, and suffering from a density of all things technological. Hey, thanks, Science! Thanks, Mathematics! Thanks, technocrats! But ignoring global warming for a moment, and leaving aside such apocalyptic texts as Cormac McCarthys The [...]
A hypothetical theory of quantum particles, dubbed the “Presidential Paradox”, astounded scientists today when possible proof of its existence appeared… in the realm of politics. “This may change the face of computability”, Jurgen Heimletz, of the Mathematics University in Vienna, has said. “Quantum paradox is something we have been working on integrating into mathematics… and [...]
“Lets suppose A = B” writes Dr. Bartholomew Finnich on the board of St. Johns Seminary school just outside Scranton, PA. With this equation begins a class on the equal sign. “The equal sign refers to equality between two things,” says Finnich. However students increasingly find equality a hard concept. “How can two things be [...]
A small Sony Playstation PS3 psp startup “failed on boot” today, as small businesses were herded into the specifics of the new playstations “Uncanny Valley” of the gaming console. “Were exhausted by the competition,” a group of small gaming companies said in a press release today. “Every upgrade is proprietary, everything made by one company [...]
When gunmen wearing military uniforms pulled up to Baghdads Technical University Monday kidnapping employees by forcing them into sport utility vehicles at gunpoint, Iraqs new government had had enough. “Thats it,” said Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki, “Were taking a page from Homeland Secretary Michael Chertoffs book, and adding a new color. Red is no [...]
A new wave of direct to consumer DNA testing is starting to hit the market as the ability to define the self image of the consumer, one of the extremely profitable sectors throughout Human Time (15million HT) (read snake oil onwards), follows the law of ratiocination. DNA Direct, not to be confused with car [...]
In his notation and development of his non-strategy to deal with the non-entity of non-politics and non-personality cults, Mr. Perelman has come dangerously close to proving the central hypothesis in the Definately Maybe conjecture of Arkady and Boris Strugatsky. It may be there exists some sidereal influence from the difficulty in resolving the Monday Starts [...]
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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