The way forward in Iraq became clearer when President Bush today denied the Saddam Execution Video existed, but shares in social networking and video distribution sites such as YouTube, Digg, Facebook, and Myspace dropped sharply as the video showing Saddam Hussein getting hung started to disappear from the web. “The social impact of crying wolf [...]
Isiah Thomas, Alan Iverson, Dennis Rodman and basketballs other “Ghetto Thugs” are putting together an awards ceremony to honor Jay Mariotti and other long-time sports writers. “The award is specifically intended for sportswriters from humble backgrounds,” said a Fritz McBean, a spokesman for the group, “who have risen frum the squalor and inarticulateness to sportswriting [...]
In Tuesdays election the Democrats swept the GOP, not only in the House, which was widely expected, but also in the Senate. The Democrats achieved this less on their own merits or agenda than on a snowballing hatred of the Republican party and Mr. Bush himself, who everyone has finally decided is an evil and [...]
The corporate book selling industry sector known as Thomas Pynchon of Against the Day fame has seen an uptick on numbers released today from the Federal Committee on Obscure Economics, even though Analysts are marking the stock as a liquidate because of a variety of concerns. “In our current post 9-11 era, with terrorism everywhere, [...]
George Bush, Americas First Idiot Savant President, has achieved an amazing milestone in human development: scientific proof exists for the first time that untapped regions of the human brain can visit the past. In a recent statement about Vietnam President George Bush has stated the Iraq war is like the Vietnam War. This has renewed [...]
The Pope Benedict XVIII, recently recovered from the devastating condition of temporary blindness known as Insulting Muslims, today called for a world faith-based economy based on tourism. “I have faith that many of the economic stresses inherent in increasing globalization can be relieved by a steady diet of ethnic food and change of atmosphere”, a [...]
Pope Benedict Arnoldi the 16th gathered the forces of world religion behind him today as he attempted to break the shield of protection seperating the religious from the rest of us. Using a special tactic developed in the 14th century known as “pure stupidity”, the Popes miracle at first emptied his mind and body of [...]
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In an effort to promote the learning of History in American Schools, Donald Rumsfeld called today for a concerted effort to renew the American dominance in the field of History. In a speech to a growing number of concerned Veterans, Rumsfeld stated that many Americans “…seem not to have learned history?s lessons,”. However, we note [...]
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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