If you havent seen the shoe thrown at president bushs face, youre in for a treat. Unless, of course, your entire family and country were wiped out by a case off the “oops, mismanagement!” bug. Kind of a flashback to the Deep Throat Mark Felt Nixonian debacle…
Thus Spake Zager and Evans:
In the year 2525, If man is still alive, If woman can survive, They may find:
In the year 3535, Ain’t gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies, Everything you think, do, or say, Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545, Ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t [...]
BTW.. the Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac thing seems symptomatic, because its happening in politics as well. Obama, who was the clear winner of the election 2008– his chances in the prediction markets as high as 2-1 over McCain, is slipping. Our view is that the reason for this is that he, Obama, has gone to the [...]
Todays death of Pakistan Armies Surgeon General has raised issues over the safety of bombs.While critics of bomb manufacturers have called for renewed efforts to implement better safety and consumer alert systems, the manufacturers have responded with a statement about the importance of stricter controls over the counterfeit bomb market.
With one opponent boycotting the pakistani elections, and the other opposition leader dead, its now up to president general (hes a president, hes a general!) elect M. to carry on.
The Iraqi troop surge was initiated by President Bush before he even gave a speech today, implying that the President can, in fact, predict the future. Ninety advanced troops from the 82nd Airborne Division arrived in Baghdad today, and another battalion of roughly 800 troops from the same division will arrive in Baghdad Thursday. The [...]
The ambivalence of the Arab street over the hanging death of the former leader of Iraq Saddam Hussein is resonating in places like Savanna Georgia and Kennebunkort Maine, as Americans ponder the death of President Gerald Ford. “Ford was a liberal,” said Rush Limbaugh, spokesman and general watchdog for softies in the party. Ford, especially [...]
Senator Tim Johnson, Democrat of South Dakota, was rushed to an unnamed hospital for surgery today as surgeons sought to investigate an unspecified medical problem, triggering fears that the KGB has been working in consort with the White House to shift control of what has been termed “An Uppity Senate” back to the Republicans. “We [...]
Employment Numbers released by the Feds today showed a sharp drop in employment through most of the last economic quarter, leading wall street analysts said today. “After crunching the numbers, its become clear that leading employment indicators for the month of november followed the trend seen over the last six months wherein employment numbers are [...]
John Bolton, interim US Permanent Representative to the United Nations resigned his post on Monday December 4th after his the Iran delegation to the U.N. successfully lobbied the body to nothave to return Mr. Boltons plastic shovel. Bolton claims that the shovel along with several sling shots and “a whole mess of bottle caps and [...]
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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