Its being reported that a recent First Solar Solar Power deal with China in the mongolian desert may bring the power of the Archimedes burning ship technology back into fashion. We’ll have to see. Global Warming may beat us to turning everything into solar electrical energy before any groupo of scientists can.
The world reknown personage Albert Hoffman, Scientist was reportedly reported dead, but attempts have been made to rectify the situation. A former Sandoz chemie who wrote the autobiography LSD, My Problem Child , Hoffman became a celebrated figure in the scientific community, and in his retirement served as a member of the Nobel Prize Committee [...]
J. Weizenbaum has been canned. The creator of the infamous Eliza program now has replicated fake conversational replicants across the web. Ranging from terrible-ian to eliza-ian to joseph weizenbaum-ian to turing-ian:
1. TURINGIAN, -Ă, turingieni, �e, adj., s.n. (Din) Etajul superior al permianului de facies continental, limitat la vestul Europei. (din fr. thuringien)
Go Turingians! Find [...]
From the Moles Desk: its a Plant! Botanicalls Twitter set up a new module for DIY plant communication today. We have several plants working in various secret sectors around the globe, and were wondering if this module will allow these moles to twitter. There are many plants and moles in third world government offices, for [...]
It was so cool, it was like being on the tip of history. Everything will change after this moment, and the fact that I was there, on the internet when it happened was one of the most powerful experiences of my life. It has changed me forever. And the world. Perhaps now will come freedom, [...]
Plants that Talk and Telephone, Botanicalls, opens up new channels of Plant to Human communication. A news segment on Good Morning America has a group of technology researchers showing their hilarious technology that allows plants to make phone calls. We, for one, welcome our new Plant Overlords! Using embedded mesh networks and assorted other highly [...]
Napa. A new technology has divided a community of grape farmers in the wine dark hills of Napa California. Scientists have uncovered a chemical (a complex sugar), which when injected into grape seeds causes the vine (genus vitus, family vitceaea) to wither right along with the unharvested grape. One of the advocates of the new [...]
An Apocalyptic Asteroid named Apophis has American Scientists worried that a new wave of religious hysteria could destroy the planet Earth before the asteroid has a chance to. “Everytime we get one of these flaming balls from space, the religion voting block comes out of the woodwork and sets scientific research back 30 years,” James [...]
Science Fiction Literature is having a hard time in the current lit scene, in part because reality is becoming more dystopic, technocratic, and suffering from a density of all things technological. Hey, thanks, Science! Thanks, Mathematics! Thanks, technocrats! But ignoring global warming for a moment, and leaving aside such apocalyptic texts as Cormac McCarthys The [...]
Robert Anton Wilson died yesterday. Famed author of The Illuminati Trilogy, aka the Illuminatus! trilogy, and Master of the Multiple Deaths, RAW sent a final Email to the Universe in which he stated an unstatable proposition in funeral tones, which the Universe promptly took him up on. Meanwhile, mere mortals wait Earthbound for their own [...]
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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