If you havent seen the shoe thrown at president bushs face, youre in for a treat. Unless, of course, your entire family and country were wiped out by a case off the “oops, mismanagement!” bug. Kind of a flashback to the Deep Throat Mark Felt Nixonian debacle…
A recent Skype surveillance mishap as reported in the [nytimes] has led to an outpouring of support amongst the intelligence community for lost surveillance data and footage. “Some of this data is barely a few seconds old, and its out there in the real world, trying to survive, because somebody thought it might be [...]
As recently noted on the paranoid culture zombie website, (apparently a new breed of bloggers and pundits haranguing endlessly about the end times with eschatomaniacal zeal… how passe), zombies now care more about being small than being numerous. Does that mean they’ll be driving smartcars and prius hybrids? poll at eleven.
Todays death of Pakistan Armies Surgeon General has raised issues over the safety of bombs.While critics of bomb manufacturers have called for renewed efforts to implement better safety and consumer alert systems, the manufacturers have responded with a statement about the importance of stricter controls over the counterfeit bomb market.
Weve worried about it before, and now baby step by baby step, the truth comes out: the biological freedom initiative has discovered that Surveillance Cameras around the world are beginning to converge, slowly removing the decisions about what they capture on their predestinate lenses, quietly from the loving hands of their creators. By removing their [...]
“I applied for a mortgage today, my wife and I finally decided to settle outside of Cincinnati now that Ive retired… but the Pentagon denied my mortgage application,” James Swank, of Cincinnati, Ohio told the NevYork Times today, in a story about the recent merger of the Pentagon with two of the nations top three [...]
The Iraqi troop surge was initiated by President Bush before he even gave a speech today, implying that the President can, in fact, predict the future. Ninety advanced troops from the 82nd Airborne Division arrived in Baghdad today, and another battalion of roughly 800 troops from the same division will arrive in Baghdad Thursday. The [...]
In new video of the execution of Saddam Hussein and his execution by hanging, the American news industry received a shock today when the gruesome footage was revealed to be a web like effigy designed to take the place of Saddam because of the Eid al-Adha holiday. “The footage was gruesome.. the neck snapping, the [...]
The execution of Saddam Hussein went as planned today, as the former Iraqi hole in the ground Dictator was executed by hanging. However, the Saddam Hussein on the paperwork still has not died, as the correct forms in triplicate have not been filed by the court. “Saddam died today, but his ghost lives on… his [...]
The 4th amendment reads in part: “the right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated.” Under the initiative of the Homeland Security task force headed up by Michael Chertoff, new rules may make international air travelers “4th amendment exempt,” meaning [...]
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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