Social Engineering


Carl Jung, Demonologist

A book secretly locked in a swiss bank vault (any relation to recent disclosure laws?), CG Jungs Red Book, is set to be published this october. Known as the book in which Jung, the well known psychoanalyst of the archetype and ghosts, wrote down his descent into his own mind, it was apparently too disturbing [...]

Chinese Begin “Rise of the Sun” Empire

Its being reported that a recent First Solar Solar Power deal with China in the mongolian desert may bring the power of the Archimedes burning ship technology back into fashion. We’ll have to see. Global Warming may beat us to turning everything into solar electrical energy before any groupo of scientists can.

Stock Market Update: Panic Selling Sells Panic

The relatively stable and non-volatile Panic Index has fallen sharply today, as stock markets in Asia, Europe, and New York also fell, wiping out any gains the Index made over the last couple years. “Its frustrating, I know,” Jeb Walmer, an analyst with JP Morgan Horses and Chase, “… but in all truth, the Panic [...]

Surveillance Lost: If Found, Plz Return to Owner, No Questions

A recent Skype surveillance mishap as reported in the [nytimes] has led to an outpouring of support amongst the intelligence community for lost surveillance data and footage. “Some of this data is barely a few seconds old, and its out there in the real world, trying to survive, because somebody thought it might be [...]

Brain Technology Threatens Markets

Automated trading experts have decried the use of memristors in prototype trading applications, feeling there is a threat to future job security. “Once the market work is taken away from people, what use is it going to be? Its not like you want some automated football avatar playing catch with your son and heir,” Jim [...]

Hoffman Takes on Science, Leaves

The world reknown personage Albert Hoffman, Scientist was reportedly reported dead, but attempts have been made to rectify the situation. A former Sandoz chemie who wrote the autobiography LSD, My Problem Child , Hoffman became a celebrated figure in the scientific community, and in his retirement served as a member of the Nobel Prize Committee [...]

The Fish Human Link

humans are like more like fish than previously thought according to a new report from SHFS, the humans science foundation for linking fish to sapiens. The notable similarity? “Like fish we measure the worth of our lives by what happened in the last five minutes,” according to Joseph Abner, who chairs the society. Abner refers [...]

Federal Inflation Index Seen As Threat

In a bold move, the White House declared today that the Federal Inflation Index posed a greater threat to domestic stability than High Taxes, and called for its removal. “The removal of the Federal Inflation Index tops our list for ensuring safety amongst consumer confidence,” analyst John Wahlburgh stated today in support of the call. [...]

RFID Chip Dust Self Organizing Voting BLock

Chip Dust RFID tags built by Hitachi moved closer to self organizing machine intelligent voting blocks today, ala Boerarrium technology, sponsoring growing fears of self organizing voting blocks voting the pure technocracy party line. While many social activist groups have been working on blocking the so called spy chips, because of fears of privacy abuse, [...]

Video of Saddam Execution and Saddam Husseins Death by Hanging Shocks News Industry

In new video of the execution of Saddam Hussein and his execution by hanging, the American news industry received a shock today when the gruesome footage was revealed to be a web like effigy designed to take the place of Saddam because of the Eid al-Adha holiday. “The footage was gruesome.. the neck snapping, the [...]