The Technocracy is apparently alive and well if the latest industry insider trading conference networkings church of megacircuit emerging technologies is any indicator… SXSW in slacker-tex-arcana and etech08 in sandiego-militaryrepublican-complex-land. But the Technocracy is all powerful and will survive beyond mere mortal ideals. And if it doesnt, there will be a creator who will float [...]
The Oil Apocalypse, as referred to by many Exchange Traded Fund analysts, showed new signs of threatening Global Warming trends in the energy sector on Wednesday. “The Oil Apocalypse, with the situation in Africa right now, could easily slide back up to $80 this summer. Geo-political instability could combine with actual the hottest year on [...]
Shuttle Discoverys Wednesday launch was delayed by the unexpected and sudden presence of hundreds of thousands of the bark beetles in Houston. This most recent wave of beetlemania caught even the most seasoned NASA watchers off guard. “We do not want to launch when the air is full of beetles, thats the bottom line. I [...]
Apocryphal literature has accelerated down the path towards doom, gloom, and pure Apocalypse with the advent of a new demographic amongst readers: doom readers. No longer are doomsayers the sole provenance of the Apocolypse. And with the rise of readers of the Apocalypse, the approach of the end of the world begins its logrythmic rise. [...]
“Apple Computer, Hewlett Packard, and by some accounts Microsoft started in the garage,” said Homeland Security Chief Michael Chertoff, “We have to begin to take seriously the investigation of garages in our hunt for the Al-Quaeda Islamo-fascist terrorist entrepreneurs.” 50 million residents of Midwest states will have their garage doors monitored, and subject to military [...]
Although news outlets reported that Wal-Mart was hit by traffic disruption due to online holiday shopping, in fact the real case of the blank pages innocent consumers faced when trying to by such articles as goldtoe socks, 34-packs of gatorade, and large tins of chopped nuts was a virus attack perpetrated by al-Qaeda. Security experts [...]
Sun today started the release of the Java source code into the wilds, but critics are not happy. Problems with java have long Eclipsed the mindsets of such critics, and have released threads of heavy memory usage and sluggish interfaces to the world of “happy thought”. But by Sun releasing the Java source code in [...]
The new Bill of National Space Rights signed into reality by the Bush administration today sent a clear message to the rest of us without private seats reserved in one heaven or another: “Deception, disruption, denial, degradation and destruction… ” are reserved rights to be used by the United States in regard to the control [...]
Dennis Hastert continues today to defend his Sex Tapes to the pubic at large today. “Its all the rage now, theyre like the new love letter,” Dennis Hastert said, defending the love sex tapes sent to Mark Foley, disgraced Republican from Florida. “This is not some crazy, out of control use of technology. Its being [...]
The end of Science may be upon us, scientists stated today. The group of international scientists comprising the Scientific Scientists for the Preservation of Science Organization released a study showing that the rise of Scientific study occurring independent of Scientific organizations was on the rise. “How will people know their science isnt subjective?” he said. [...]
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With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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