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Theft of Ian Terms Dominate Web

Book Reviewers and other sordid web scrapers have all participated in the latest naming fad.. the Ian craze. Take a word, and plug an Ian onto it… and you have an instant travesty of the English Language. Now, the Bloggian was an early starter here, admittedly.. but we are not responsible for the mass lemmingization [...]

Barney Wavering: Puts Pressure on President Bush

President Bush, who has long maintained that he would continue his support for the Iraq war, “even if Laura and Barney are the only ones supporting me,” has been forced to reconsider his position. While his wife Laura remains steadfast in her support of the president, the dog Barney has begun to waver. It is [...]

John Bolton Scandal Disrupt Recess: Price Point Drops

UN Ambassador John Bolton resigned from the governance board of the temporary UN Recess Appointment he lead in a strong showing of support for critics of his management style today, in an announcement from the White House. But this has worried some analysts who have seen it as important to maintain some of the volatility [...]

President Bush Announces Donald Rumsfeld Resigned to Resigning, Resigns

Why all the glum faces? President Bush announces in press conference. Today, its a new direction… a Democratic, evil, federal owned control of all the oil producers in the nations. Donald Rumsfeld is resigning, to become a Republican interior decorator, to redecorate Nancy Pelosis new office President Bush said. In addition, Rumsfelds resignation is a [...]

Bush Fights Terror: Terror Fights Back

President Bush signed new terror interrogation laws into effect today, which would allow US courts, for the first time, to interrogate Terror. “Terror has gotten by far too easily, for far too long,” said a covert Presidential source. “It plays with Freezing in Fear, Frozen in Terror, Stricken with Terror, Terror in the Night, Terror [...]

Oil Sands of Alberta Create Canadian Third World

As winter approaches, thousands of residents of Fort McMurray, this tiny beautiful village located at the pristine headwaters of the Royal Canadian Boreal Forests, have fled to the outskirts of town, where a large refugee camp has been set up by the African Knights of Columbus relief organization. James McPhee is a typical resident of [...]

Giant Yellow Bananas In Gold Phallic Suits Invade New Orleans on CNN

A super duper political thriller gets merged with high-intellectual theory in an application of early twentieth century frankfurt school philosophy as the Yes Men take on the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD). As detailed in an exclusively egalitarian interview, crack Salon.com Reporters discover how, to quote TFA, “two political pranksters pretended to be [...]