With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what will replace them. It was supposed to be California Zinfindel, organic farming, hybrid vehicles. But that it turns out was mostly garbage. Democrats do not [...]
President George Bush today swore out loud, though the science network immediate bleeped his cuss word and cursing, putting into doubt the common cultural lexicon of his common term and repetitive phrase, “stay the course”. However, a new study released today has rated statistical variations on the phrase, and praised George Bush for choosing one [...]
The recent Jaspers outbreaks continue to affect the personal income and consumption index, todays report from the Commerce Department shows. Amongst the largest influences affecting the numbers was the mysterious drop in oil consumption from major oil producing corporations. “We dont know where people are getting their gas from, but its not on our charts,” [...]
Henry Paulson has to say something they told me. Henry Paulson must say something about the economy or about the treasury… I said: “Henry thinks the economy is very good.” But they didnt like that. They didnt. So henry said “What is good for General Motors is good for America” But they didn’t like that [...]
In a bold move to fend off criticism that his administration hasnt been paying enough attention to “The Economy, Stupid”, George Bush Jr. today revealed the extent of the secret prison detainees in Iraq and other undisclosed locations was 14,000 recalcitrants. The move was seen as an attempt to show there was room in the [...]
I can’t believe it. He called me Robert Palmer, Georgie did. Henry stood right up and told him “Mr. President my name is Henry Paulson!” Georgie was not respectful to Henry. Georgie took one look at Henry and laughed so hard. I mean it was an honest mistake and a cruel one! The good lord [...]
Pretexting has become the new Sexy, turning heads as it strolls down the catwalk to fame. Its so daring, so edge, so… so dangerously, poshly, maxi, and more than that, its illegal. What could be more attractive? One can almost smell the libido in the room. Its that twenty dollar bill just lying on [...]
In consultation with the Electronic Oracle, teams from NASA and several Universities have run computer simulations that show as many as a third of the planets in the universe may be oceanic earth like planets. But we have listened to the Oracle before, and must make this heretical point. We beleive many of the Oracles [...]
Web 2.0 must be hailed for what it represents, though perhaps not neccessarily what it will seem like. It will seem like another market vector dominated by advertising dollars and commerce and market mind-share. But what it represents is what every small movement toward Cyborgia a la Lyotards reckoning represents… a step in the evolution [...]
The long awaited ubicomp 2006 conference is coming up… and we are so excited! You can monitor our excitement from your living room couch on your cellphone, just dial blgg-ian and enter “heart rate”. Having vetted such enticements and sweetmeats as “exploiting context histories in smart environments”, “exurban noir”, “pervasive healthcare”, and “Future Networked Interactive [...]
Goose Hunting and Nascar Out Goosebumps, Car Naps In
With Rumsfelds resignation and steep loses in the House and Senate America is seeing a shift away from Nascar racing, Goose hunting, and church cookies. It is not clear what …
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