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Celebrity: Bet to Win on Bush Racehorse Kenneth Tomlinson

Yet another conflict of interest scoop details Yet Another of George Bush Jr.s dynastic troubles… this time with his provincial appointees. In the words of KongMing, “We have heard nothing of Lord Guan since we sent him to Jiangxia. I wonder what became of his mission…” In this case, Kenneth Tomlinson, the Bush appointee of the Federal Foreign Broadcasting beaurocracy (what exactly are they telling the foreigners? we hope it involves 1980s hair metal exports…) used federal staff for personal projects, double billed the government for his work, and best of all, used government resources for his private Racehorse operation. Now, we understand that overseas and internet gambling has a touchy relation to federal government. After all, the feds need more tax payments, after they cut all tax payments. Its like they started to realize, hey, if we dont get taxes, how can we pay ourselves well enough to support our private gambling operations lavish lifestyles? Cmon. The pool in the Baltimore summer-mansion needs a full size gazebo extension with gold plated ducks on the cupola. You may recall Tomlinsons tenure at the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, where he was ousted over the controversy in which he worked with Karl Rove to instill conservative values through a nefarious tactic of booting out the liberal bias. And while we agree the cultural values of the muppet creature Animal may have some sort of… well, muppet bias, his actions are basically evil, like Oscar the Grouchs grouchyness. The Broadcasting Board of Governors runs all the U.S. government and puppet government international broadcast programming… you may recognize such as the Voice of America, Radio and TV Marti and two Middle Eastern broadcast networks, Radio Sawa and the satellite television network Al Hurra. Its like, we keep trying to tune in the news about the War in Iraq, but all we can find is racehorse coverage.