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Politics: Pretexting, The New Sexy, Pays Out

Pretexting has become the new Sexy, turning heads as it strolls down the catwalk to fame. Its so daring, so edge, so… so dangerously, poshly, maxi, and more than that, its illegal. What could be more attractive? One can almost smell the libido in the room. Its that twenty dollar bill just lying on the sidewalk… if you dont pretext, someone else will, and why should they get all the joy when you can do it right now before they even get here? cmon, just look at that bill sitting there… maybe just sidle up to it, pop the top of the old foot on it. How about a nonchalant lean, elbow on the bannister? good, good. Wait for the schoolkids to go by.. now the old plumber guy and the young art chick.. anyone else coming? No, looks clear. But what about the windows, anyone looking out, waiting for you to snap it up so they can step out and berate you? No, windows are all shuttered, city windows arent for looking out of anyway, too many freaks and stuff out on the streets.. ok, there it is. How easy! Just one little swoop and its in the old pocket, and your trundling down the street. Once around the corner, its time to start thinking about how to spend it. Unless that old plumber guy is following you…