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Science: Bush: Life Will Not Be Fuc*ing Easy

The easy days may be over for Lame Duck President George W. Bush, who may be headed ignomiously to the duck pond earlier than expected. He was likely thinking about himself when he said upon learning that the GOP had lost both the House and the Senate: “Life Will Not Be Fuc*ing Easy.” Bush has enjoyed full support from a Republican Senate and House for six years will now likely face criminal investigation during his final two years in office. Bush loyalists– a network of pedophiles, felons, and fraudsters– from Crawford to Baghdad are literally shaking in their boots. “They just dont want to know the guy anymore,” said Fred Azale, former secretary to disgraced White House insider and lobbyist Jack Abramoff. “It is still too early to discuss impeachment” said Gary King of CNN News, “but this is what some of our analysts are looking at.” Rumsfeld gone, Rice is next and eventually Cheney. Life I guess will not be easy for the president.