Apocalypse: Asteriod Apophis Addles Atheist Apathy

Science: Apocalypse: Asteriod Apophis Addles Atheist Apathy

An Apocalyptic Asteroid named Apophis has American Scientists worried that a new wave of religious hysteria could destroy the planet Earth before the asteroid has a chance to. “Everytime we get one of these flaming balls from space, the religion voting block comes out of the woodwork and sets scientific research back 30 years,” James Waltree, of Waltham Mass. Science Proponent Organization SPIVWAK. But the response from many in the religious community has been tepid at best. “There are far more pressing issues for us to worry about. Its not like God has a timeline for any of this. Weve got souls to save here, like the homosexuals and those who want to marry out of Gods graces and poor people and, yes, scientists. So we arent focusing on the asteroid yet. But given ten years, and Gods grace, who knows?” Mary Tillson of Peoria Il. Religious Promotional Marketing Campaings Organization NASPIVTATTR said. The political fallout from the apocalyptic asteroid has yet to be felt in Americas heartland, though. Representative Cummings Wheldon on Spattermak, Ohio stated “This things sposed to hit the ocean, I hear. Good for property value here in Ohio,” at a press conference on Friday.