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Science: UbiComp Conference Robots take over the OC

The long awaited ubicomp 2006 conference is coming up… and we are so excited! You can monitor our excitement from your living room couch on your cellphone, just dial blgg-ian and enter “heart rate”. Having vetted such enticements and sweetmeats as “exploiting context histories in smart environments”, “exurban noir”, “pervasive healthcare”, and “Future Networked Interactive Media Systems and Services for the New-Senior Communities Enabling Older Users to Create and Share Self-Authored Multimedia Content”, these talks will be delivered by fully biological robotic constructs such as the “clanker”, the “fish”, the “wine and cheese tasting robot”, and others. The mephistotalean events take place on august 17-21 2006. For those ubicomp fanatics out there, you might want to check out the more indepth papers available on the Tubes… we wont tease you. Check them out yourself. If we dont see you there, just finger our context location awareness identity IP.