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Science: For Ashton Kutcher One Wife is not Enough

Ashton Kutcher is inspired by one of America’s former most wanted. Kutcher has sought out Warren Steed Jeffs, the “President, Prophet, Seer, and Revelator of the FLDS church now in custody in Utah. Ashton Kutcher, a hollywood celebrity actor married to the aging Demi Moore allegedly asked Jeffs if he could marry and bless a “second and possibly third” marriage to one of the FLDS church practitioners. Kutcher, 28, said that he fell in love with the “very pure” FDLS woman when he saw her on television. Kutcher has asked Jeffs to not reveal the woman’s name “Until her name is Kutcher.” Kutcher is a widely watched trendsetter and the Church of the Latter Day Saints, already among the fasted growing in the world is expected to receive a bump in membership from this high profile courtship. “I could not be more pleased for the lucky couple,” stated the upbeat Jeffs from his prison cell. And Demi Moore? “That’s okay with me,” she says “I love Ashton and I support him. Is there a religion that allows women to have multiple husbands? Its such a drag to get married and then divorced. Married and divorced. We could just stay married and add-on. It would improve family values and bring the family and everyone closer.”