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Social Engineering: Voters Lose Faith as Religion Scandal Rocks Hard

“It is clear someone knew,” said a statement from the Arlington Group, a coalition of major Christian Conservative organizations which includes Focus on the Family, Concerned Women for America and the American Family Association. A similar organization concurred, detailing “We know someone knew, which is why we have put on this show. We want to show to the voting public at large that Religion and Scandal are more than just terms in the news, theyre a great Rock Group!” The group Religion Scandal, who sometimes go by the name Religious Scandal, will play at the Arlington Pepsie-Tylenal Civic Center on Thursday in hopes to get out the vote. “We want to get the vote out, completely get it entirely out of the whole American political scene. We feel its old fashioned and designed by falsifiers and liars. We beleive in One God, One Vote.” the groups spokesman said. But voters have recently polled they are losing faith in voting, amidst stories of hacked Diebold voting machines and the “Paperless Trail”. A study by the Jesuit Polling Group detailed the numbers shift. “We have all walked the Papaerless Trail at some point in our lives,” Professor Jesuse Christo (No Relation to the Artist) said about the study He performed with a group of undergraduate students making up unfulfilled credits from last summer. “But the Trail has become eroded through the weight of centuries. Everytime we complete a circuit now, the Trail crumbles a little bit more. The numbers have shown me and my students that the days of the Paperless Trail may soon be over.”