Bush National Space Policy Enforces Use of "D" Adverbs

Technocracy: Bush National Space Policy Enforces Use of "D" Adverbs

The new Bill of National Space Rights signed into reality by the Bush administration today sent a clear message to the rest of us without private seats reserved in one heaven or another: “Deception, disruption, denial, degradation and destruction… ” are reserved rights to be used by the United States in regard to the control and use of Space. The Union of Concerned Atheists immediately issued a complaint, stating: “This is a clear attempt to reserve Space for God and Gods cohorts. Without Space, Atheists have nowhere to go when we die. The dust from our dead need Space to float out into when the Earth finally disintegrates, and if we arent allowed out there alongside others, we will be forced to clump our elements together into a gas cloud.” But the Bush administration has called such claims poppycock. “We beleive death is an equal opportunity employer. Look at our own record… it stands on its own. From the Death Penalty to Deadly Wars, we have no problem with death.” Other countries, particularly Russia and China, have been mum on the Bill, most likely because, as one analyst has put it, “They beleive in part that they can get to Mars before the US, and create a Mars Space Bill of Rights that would preclude the US from rights in that sphere…”. Meanwhile the International Liguistic Organization has decried the alliteration evident in the Bill. “When Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney call for deception, disruption, denial, degradation and destruction, and develop a doctrine determined to deter and deny dessicative declarations of defensive dissuasion, the document dominates the domain of detailed desecration of deadly dominion, and doom, death and denial develop. We fear the end result will be a deathstar of undeniable damage, degenerative to humanitys future.”